|My smart son said, "Mom, you should hold a football today for a prop". Then he proceeded to throw it at me and take a picture.|
|No Heismann in my future, for sure.|
|Har har. Yes, you are taller than me. I get it.|
Then I went to church, and proceeded to get spit up on by my friend's baby. I don't mind. They're only little for so long, and the next thing you know, they're demanding a car and designer jeans.
|His hair is longer than mine.|
|Can you imagine the stink in my house right now?|
|Kitchen Aid mixers. They're not just for cakes!|
|I have a feeling we will still run out of eggs.|
However, as it is written: “What no eye has seen, what no ear has heard, and what no human mind has conceived”— the things God has prepared for those who love him— 1 Corinthians 2:9 NIV
Have a blessed day, people. And go Broncos. I am saying they are going to win by only one touchdown. Let's see if I'm right.