Thursday, December 4, 2008

Quaker Oatmeal High Fiber Maple and Brown Sugar

I'd just like to say, that one packet of this delicious oatmeal has 40% of your daily recommended intake of fiber.
That is your clue not to have two packets of it for breakfast.

That's all I need to say.

Oh, except I'd like to snap out my haiku hiatus:

High fiber oatmeal sounds fun.
Ewww, what is that smell?
Looks like I need a new chair.


Lara said...

Hilarious! I have a strong dislike for extra fiber in my diet, even if it is healthier...

Sarah R said...

Well, let me tell you, I'm very glad I don't work in a public office. I would have been mortified. I would have had to go home, it was that...intense.