I'd just like to say, that one packet of this delicious oatmeal has 40% of your daily recommended intake of fiber.
That is your clue not to have two packets of it for breakfast.
That's all I need to say.
Oh, except I'd like to snap out my haiku hiatus:
High fiber oatmeal sounds fun.
Ewww, what is that smell?
Looks like I need a new chair.