|Complains constantly that her skin is awful, then refuses to use products I buy to help her. Complains that her hair is awful, refuses to brush it. Do you see a pattern?|
|Someone stole my gum. Now I hate the world.|
|I stole my brother's gum. Now I hate him for being mad at me.|
I made sure they took pictures of me before a fistfight ensued over the missing gum. I'm brilliant like that.
|What is up with the front? I assure you, I am packing nothing phallic like in my dress. Wish I had photoshop just for this alone.|
|Still loving the hightlights, but the bangs are growing out and kind of driving me crazy. Stay strong, Sarah! They will grow out and blend into the rest of your hair in no time!|